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Mimi's Doghouse: Animal Riddles 30
Funny Pet Jokes to Yap About, Hilarious Animal Riddles, Cat FAQs, Dog Answers, Cheep Laughs!

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Pug Wearing Bee Costume Asks: How do you seduce a bee? With a succu-buzz! Bee-Dazzling Pug Humor
Dog Joke: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler & a hyena? Big laughs Laughing Dog Comedy
Laughing Cat Says: What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter. Out of This World Cat LOLs
 

This joke scared the bee-jeezus out of the pug! Now we know what her recent nightmares were about...

    Oops! Please do not try this one at home. Hyenas do not think Rottweilers are funny at all and don't like the comedy competition.      Gal-catic laughs. Cats do like to Mewoon about the star-studded puns and universely funny jokes they've heard here!  

Dog Joke: What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. he won't come anyway. Doggie Rounds Up Whoas
Genius Parrot Asks: Why is politics for the birds? Because politicians parrot the same old line over and over again! Parrots Don't Lie!
Dog Dressed as a Vampire Asks: What does a zombie say to his dog? Go Flesh! Zombie Dog Treats?
 

Calling this arF-ing dog comedian Funny is just what he wants and encourages more of his bad joke behavior.

   

With all their double-talk, seedy plans and conniving for crackers, you'd think funny parrots would be politicians, but they think lying is for the birds.

    Smart dog (brains) are prefered by zombies, but zombies know it's smarter to not overthink it.  

Funny Parrot Asks: What kind of bird works underground? A Mynah Bird Gem of a Parrot Riddle
Black Cat Humor: Why didn't the owner put her cat out? She didn't know he was on fire! Flaming Hot Cat Riddle
Pug Wearing Bee Costume Riddle: What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen? Snob Bee! Pollen Makes Pugs Sneeze
 

You've hit the mother lode of humorous pet bird riddles and the parrot comedian didn't get the shaft.

   

Five Alarm funny cat joke that's too hot to handle – unless you're an expurr-ienced cat lady.

    Discriminating pugs prefer bee-utiful puns. But they also like sweet jokes and cookies!  

Laughing Cat Riddle: How does a cat greet mice in a field? I'm pleased to meat you! Catty Dinner Humor?
Funny Parrot Asks: What kind of birds are always locked up? Jail Birds! Illegal Bird Laughs
Laughing Cat Riddle: What is a cat's favorite vegetable? As-Purr-Agus! Delectable Cat Joke
 

The opposing team with the cat name is always a very intimidating competitor. Plus they hunger for victory!

   

Good birdies don't associate with seedy characters. Kiwis snicker at this dumb bird joke!

    Healthy cats think this joke is hiss-terical, but to most cats, going green means catnip!  

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