Funny Dog Breeds Change a Light Bulb Jokes, Dog Breed Humor Pg 2

Mimi's Pedigree: Dog Breed Jokes 2
Funny Dog Jokes to Enlighten You, Hybrid Humor, Dog Lightbulb Riddles to Drool Over, Good Dog!

Woofing Funny Dog Breed Jokes • 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 •

Dog Riddle: How many Mastiffs does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously? Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark!

Big Dogs Like Dark Humor

Dog Riddle: How many Malamutes does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously dude? Ask a border collie to do it!

Smart Dog Sees Punch Line

Dog Riddle: How many Rottweilers does it take to change a light bulb? Make Me!

Wily Dog Humor

Let the border collie do it. He'll also remove the moths from the fixture and replace the wiring that's not up to code.

Actually, Malamutes won't turn down a bonafide offer until they know just how many cookies you're willing to fork over.

Sigh. Dogs don't change light bulbs; people do. But I don't trust that guy on the ladder, so suffer in the dark, bark, bark, bark.

Dog Riddle: How many Dachshunds does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously? They can't even reach the lamp!

Dark Weiner Dog Joke

Dog Riddle: How many Chihuahuas does it take to change a light bulb? Yo quiero Taco Bulb!

Dog Joke is a Bombilla!

Playful Pugilist Dog Joke

Why bother changing the light bulb? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Don't bother asking the Old English Sheepdog either. He can't even see the bulb...

Chihuahuas are too busy laughing at that request to even get out of your purse.

Boxers do enjoy helping you change the lightbulb, especially if you have to climb up a ladder. They can climb up the ladder, but can't get down. Keep that in mind before you're hopelessly stuck up on the top.

Malamute Wearing Witch Costume Asks: What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog? A Croaker Spaniel!

Midnight Dog Breed Humor

Dog Breed Humor: What do you call a black Alaskan dog? A Dusky Husky!

Funny Dogs at Dusk

Big Dog Wearing Dracula Costume Asks: How does a little dog feel when he sees a big scary monster? Terrier-fied!

Dogs In the Dark!

At least it could see in the dark and would eat the same food as your other dog, or cat, or rat, or snake.

Dogs don't like being left out in the dark when it comes to funny dog riddles. They already see the answer!

This is what happens to a little dog who can't change a light bulb. The Barking Comedian speaks again.

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