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Dog Riddle: What dog breed does a mad scientist prefer? A Laboratory Retriever Mad Scientists Prefer Labs
Dog Riddle: Which dog breed needs contact lenses? The Cock-Eyed Spaniel Dogs See the Punch Lines
Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a chilie pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A Hot Diggity Dog! Delicious Dog Humor
 

It's been scientifically proven that dogs are man's best friends because they say the funniest arfs.

    Dogs do like to wear sunglasses because you can't see their eyes woofing laughing at you. Plus, bitches think they're cool.     Hot Diggity Malamute might be too hot to handle. Hot Diggity Chihuahua sounds about right.  

Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler and a computer? A PC with a lot of bites Dog OS Riddle Bites
Dog Joke: Which dog breed like living in a cave? The Bat Terrier Dogs Want to Be Batman!
Dog Joke: what do you get if you cross a hammock and a small dog? A Rocker Spaniel! Guitarist's Fave Dog Joke
 

That is why it's not OS Rottie. Dogs would dig it, though, especially dogs with a Ruff dating profile.

   

Even if your dog doesn't want to be Batman, certainly he loves caves and robins.

    Rocker Spaniel, purse dog for guys who aren't quite ready to mow the lawn yet and a fun pet for a musician.  

Dog Wearing Witch Costume Asks: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A Collie Flower! Scary Dog Breed Humor
Dog Breed Joke: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cruciferous veggie? Jack Brussel Terrier! Healthy Dog Bites
Smiling Dog Says: I met Dracula's dog during the super moon. Of course, he was a bloodhound! Dog Memes That Suck!
 

Witch dogs do know how to spell easy words like c-o-o-k-i-e, and fun words like g-o.

   

Oops! A stinking funny dog breed. Going green with a bonus of dog farts. You don't want to make Hulk angry!

    Bloody funny dogs of fine breeding prefer Pedigree 4 out of 5 times, because dogs can only count to 4.  

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