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Dog breed Riddle: What does a Dalmatian say after he eats? That hit the spot! Corny Old Dog Jokes
Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? a collie-flower! Pretty Funny Punch Lines
Dog Joke: What do you get if you cross a race dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound Buzz! Speedy Dog Humor

Dalmatians like hot dog jokes, firey humor, smoking comedy and hot bitches. It says so on his dating profile.

    This dog herd somebody dug up your garden, while he was heading toward a dirty punch line.     A fast doggie joke that flew right past you and blew a diesel cloud. At least it wasn't a dog fart...  

Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a small dog and a large boat? A Ship Tzu! Dog Joke to Float Your Boat
Dog Joke: What breed of dog chases anything red? A Bull Dog Colorful Dog Breed Humor
Dog Joke: What do you do if your sled dog won't run? Call AAA for roadside help! (Anxious Arctic Alaskan-Huskies) Funny Dog Racing Tips

A medium funny dog joke that makes waves in the canine community, but doesn't float at Westminster.


Now we know why the bulldog was named Ole! Dalmatians, newspapers, and nuns are all relieved this joke wasn't about them.

    If that doesn't work, you might try animal rescue, but don't call the Kennel Club because they've heard this joke before and didn't think it was funny the first time.  

Dog Riddle: How id the wee scottish dog feel when he saw a scary monster? Terrier-Fied! Scary Dog Breed Humor
Dog Riddle: What do you get if you cross a yellow dog with a smart phone? A Golden Receiver Talk Jokes to Talk About
Dog Riddle: Why are Dalmatians so bad at hide 'n seek? They're always spotted Dog Jokes You Saw Coming

Well, Tam! That was a funny dog joke, but the bagpipes were a little bite over the top.


The dog thought this was a joke about take-out food, but the cat ordered online.

    Actually, Dalmatians prefer to play Hide 'N Speak, but they'll do anything for cookies.  

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