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Amazon Parrot and Clone Ask: What do you call a parrot with a split personality? A Duo-Poly Parrot Jokes Are in Demand!
Dog in Witch Costumer Asks: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? Cocker Poodle Doo! Dog Jokes to Crow About
Cat Come-On: What is a Tom cat's favortie pick up line? Meow you doing, Kitten Catty Pick Up Lines
 

Get your fair shair of polly humor here. Don't all parrots have split personalities?

    Not the best breed for night owls or for those who like to sleep in, but bewitching companions for farmers and snowbirds!    

Are we in a litter box? Be-claws I'm digging you.

My love for you is like a hairball. I just can't hold it in.

 

Pug Wearing Bee Costume Joke: How many bees do you need for a bee choir? A Humdred! Pug Bee Sings Funny
Cat Humor: What did the polite cat say to apologize? Paw-don me sir, I am furry sorry. Fur-ly Funny Cat Riddle
Dog Riddle: Q. How do you know your dog is lazy? A. He chases parked cars! High Mileage Dog Riddle
 

Pugs sing because they know the words! Bees hum because they don't have scales.

   

Humorous gentlemanly cats seldom need to apologize for catty behavior, but when they do, they are genuinely furry sorry for any im-paws-ition.

    You know your dog is not that lazy if he chases parked cars and actually catches them.  

Dog Joke: How did bulldogs get their flat noses? Chasing parked cars! Bulldogs Face Humor
Parrot Joke: Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Bird's Eye Counter Freezing Cold Parrot Humor
Pug Wearing Bee Outfit Asks: What kind of bees hum and drop things? Fumble Bees! Clumsy Pug Bee Riddled
 

Dog jokes that make you turn your nose up are a real snore, but car chases are in every good action film.

   

Funny parrot jokes sometimes blindly go astray of the punch line, buy this ripe old riddle is still as fresh as the day BIRD picked it.

    Pug comedian isn't bee-fuddled by minor set backs. She merely picks up the pieces and gets back on the track to bee-ing hilarious.  

Nosy Parrot Asks: What is a robin? A bird that steals. Bird Stole the Punch Line
Halloween Dog Joke: What did the zombie say to his dog? Go Flesh! Zombie Dog Treats?
Parrot Star Asks: Where do parrots make movies? Pollywood Parrots Are Stellar Actors
 

Robins are the first sign of spring. Does this mean they stole winter? Batman is not amused by this flighty joke.

   

Smart dog (brains) are prefered by zombies on the go. Diarrhea is merely a side effect.

    Parrot actors like action bites, seedy flicks, cheep special effects and strive for their big beak in showbiz.  

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