Dog Riddle: What do you call a dog who makes a bolt for the door? Locksmith!  
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Mimi's Doghouse: Funny Dog Riddles 10
Funny Dog Jokes to Yap About, Canine Humor, Smart Dog Riddles to Drool Over. Good Dog!
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Dog Joke: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler & a hyena? Big laughs Laughing Dog Comedy
Dog Humor: What treat does a dog comedian enjoy? A Funny Bone! Give a Dog a Bone?
Dog Joke: what do you call a frozen dog? A Pup-Sicle! Delicious Sled Dog Joke
 

Oops! Please do not try this one at home. Hyenas do not think Rottweilers are funny at all and don't like the comedy competition.

    Dogs are born with 319 skeletal bones and an infinite sense of humor. Give a dog a bone of a straight line, and he'll bury it with punch lines.     Chows aren't the only breed with a blue-hued tongue. Snow dogs think ice cold humor is a real treat. Plus, bitches think they're cool.  

Dog Joke: How do you make a sled dog fast? Just don't feed him! Quick Snow Dog Bites
Dog Joke: What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. he won't come anyway. Doggie Rounds Up Whoas
Dog Joke: What do you get if you take a really big dog for a walk? A Great Dane Out! Giant Dog Jokes
 

Not a snow dog joke to drool over, but the cat thought it was hilarious. PETA did not think this was funny at all...

   

Calling this arF-ing dog comedian Funny is just what he wants and encourages more of his bad joke behavior.

    More big dog laughs: Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the barking lot!   

Dog Dressed as a Vampire Asks: What does a zombie say to his dog? Go Flesh! Zombie Dog Treats?
Dog Riddle: What does a Dalmatian say after dinner? Thanks, that really hit the spot. Tasty Canine Punch Lines
Malamute Wearing Vampire Cape Asks: What do you call a large dog meditating? Aware Wolf! Zen Halloween Dog?
 

Smart dog (brains) are prefered by zombies, but zombies know it's smarter to not overthink it.

   

Actually, dogs just burp and don't literally say, "Thanks." But, they do appreciate good kibble and think dog jokes are a real treat.

    On Halloween, Aware Wolf knows the doorbell will ring before it even happens. Good Boy! You deserve a Treat, and another, and another...  

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