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What
do you call someone who put their right hand in a lion's
mouth? Lefty.
Is
it hard to spot a leopard? No, they come that way.
What
do you call a lion that ate your mother's sister? Aunt Eater.
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Occasionally,
a cat lady Lays down the law, but more often they're
a chip off the old block and really eat up the antics of
all their kitties.
There's
a dip in the cat humor here be-claws dogs prefer Ruffles.
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A
cat's mew-tives for being funny may be transparent, and
they know you'll see through all the kitten around.
Here's
Answer B to this invisible cat riddle:
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A
Leg Up on Cat Jokes 
A
Joke Cat Ladies Eat Up 
Cat
Riddles to Lap Up 
Living
with Cats & Dogs Quip 
Funny
Riddles for Pussies 
Clean
Cat Humor? 
Especially
Corny Cat Humor 
Catty
Cooking Tips? 
Paranoid
Pussy Joke 
