A-Mewsing Cat Jokes, Funny Cat Commentary, Humorous Feline Musing! Pg 3

Mimi's Cathouse: Catty Commentary Jokes 3
Funny Cats Mewsing, Catty Jokes, Humorous Kitty Commentary, Feline Quips. Meow!

A-Mewsing Cat Musings • 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 •

Feline Definitions. Catscan: A hi-tech device for examining cats

Cats Scan for Best Jokes

Snooty Cat Humor: Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs!

Hiss-Toric Cat vs Dog Fact

Cat Truth: Computer and TV screens exist to backlight a cat's lovely tail!

Cat Photography Tip #9

Catscan is also the motto for a motivational self-help system for timid cats who haven't watched themselves on YouTube yet.

No! Cats are more Sar-Cats-Tic than dogs! Dogs never make flippant comments because they paws before reacting and they like birds.

Cats are really hard to take pics of be-claws the camera might steal their soul and turn it into funny, humiliating memes.

Baby Kitten Says: Cats are easier to train than children!

No Kidding, Kitten!

Feline Joke: A cat walked up to a paper shredder and said, "Teach me everything you know."

Shred of Cat Humor

No Mistaking Cat Humor

That's what your cat wants you to believe. Same for your child who wants you to believe the cat did it. ... As usual, the dog comedian is innocent!

Curious kitties have asked the same thing of aliens, so now you know why it's hard to follow what's going on in your funny cat's mind.

It's ironic that cats are more social online than they are in purr-son. The bigger mystery is: How can a cat be in nine social sites and in email simultaneously? Multi-catsing!

Laughing Cat Says: Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves!

Cat Gives Dog A Dish of...

Cat Humor: Athletic cat drank 5 bowls of water and set a new lap record

Cat De-Lap-A-Thon

Perfect Cat Asks: Which animals make the best pets? Cats, because they're purr-fect!

Cats Lap Up the Laughs

Black labs are particularly offended by this petty catty joke, but bitches in general abhor mean-spirited cat vs dog humor. Meow!

The feline olympics has added some mew events. Comedian cat later got the golden medal for peeing prompt.

Fishy cat joke has ruff-led dogged opponents ratting out birds lounging at Lizzard's, snaky riddles, and mice purr-anha jokes.

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