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Funny Cats Tell Jokes About Dogs, Purr-Plexing Feline vs Canine Quips, Catty Humor. Pretty Kitty!

Funny Cats vs Dogs Jokes • 1 • 2 •

Funny Cat Says: Cats Rule! And Dogs Drool!

Sloppy But True

Cat Truths: A dog is a canine, but a cat is a purr-son!

Canine vs Feline Joke

Cat Conundrum: Did you hear about the cat who thought he was a dog? He was purr-plexed!

Purr-Plexing Cat Laughs

Cat comedians are clearly better poets than dogs, but they're too terse for Haiku! Dogs say wuv woo and cats reply me mew.

Dogs dig a bone, but funny cats are always feline fine. Thank you, catnip!

Dogs dig confusing cat riddles be-claws that's their type of humor. But, happy dogs think everything is arF-ing funny...

Cat Joke: What did the cat say to the dog? "Check Meow-T"

Humorous Catty Taunts

Laughing Cat Joke: Meow. Splat. Woof. Splat. Mew. Splat. Arf. Splat. Oh no! It's raining cats and dogs!

Turbulent Cat Humor

Sick Cat Humor: All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave. Meow

Mean Spirited Cat Humor

Cat thinks he's just so funny, but he's actually met his match, be-claws the dog is thinking Check Mate.

Weather or not you think this cat and dog joke is funny, just be thankful they aren't hailing a taxi this time. That joke befalls ya later...

Dogs are heaven on earth, so of course! Dark cats are lucky to have nine lives because we hear it hell down there.

Smug Cat Joke: Why do you need a license for a dog, but not for a cat? Cats can't drive!

Cat Laughs Are Permitted!

Cat Treat Humor: Dressed the dog as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him.

Worst Halloween Joke Ever

Laughing Cat Tells a Joke: What's worse than raining cats & dogs? Hailing Taxis!

Fair Weather Cat & Dog

Funny cat only wants to drive his dog to Hiss-teria, but he's not sure if that's in Illinois or Wisconsin.

Do not try this at home, unless you want to spook both your dog and your cat. It takes too many treats to undo the Halloween trauma...

Neither dogs nor cats like being left out in the rain. But hail NO, not more taxis coming out of nowhere! That's too ruff for meowny to navigate weather or not they dare.

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• Dog Breed Jokes • Cat vs Dog Humor • Parrot Puns • Animal FAQs • Happy Purr-Day •
• Bearly Funny • Good Signs • Cosmic Smarts • Wise Words • Mewy Holidays! •
• Funny Dog Riddles • Candid Cat Answers • Bird Jokes • Happy Birthday, Human! •

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