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Happy Halloween! Frightfully Funny Dracula Dog Memes & Fangy Fun!

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Vampire Dog Tells Bloody Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles. Doggone Dracula Drools!
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Malamute Wearing Vampire Cape Says: I met Dracula's dog during the full moon. He IS a bloodhound! Bloody Funny Dracula Dog
Dog Dressed as a Vampire Asks: What does a zombie say to his dog? Go Flesh! Zombie Dog Treats?
Malamute Wearing Vampire Cape Asks: What do you call a large dog meditating? Aware Wolf! Zen Halloween Dog?

Bloody funny dogs of fine breeding prefer Pedigree 4 out of 5 times as a Halloween treat, because dogs can only count to 4.


Smart dog (brains) are prefered by zombies, but zombies know it's smarter to not overthink it, especially on Halloween.

    On Halloween, Aware Wolf knows the doorbell will ring before it even happens. Good Boy! You deserve a Treat, and another, and another...  

Malamute Wearing Vampire Cape Says: I vant to go viral, but NOT parvo! Healthy Halloween Dog Joke
Dog Wearing Vampire Cape Says: When I ate garlic, my bark was worse than my bite! Halloween Dog Jokes Suck
Dog Wearing Dracula Cape Says: It's always 1 fang or another! Halloween Fang-Fare

Bloody funny Halloween Vampire Dog is a germaphobe!


Halloween is in the air! Dracula dog protects you and the treats from zombies?

    Dogs just wanna have Fung! A growling good time is just an added bone-us while Trick or Treating on Halloween.  

Dog Wearing Dracula Cape Says: Smart dog who did old bones major in Barcheaology! Smart Halloween Dog Jokes
Halloween Vampire Dog Says: I vant to drink your Toilet Water! Ghoulish Halloween Dog Trick
Big Dog Wearing Dracula Costume Asks: How does a little dog feel when he sees a big scary monster? Terrier-fied! Dogs In the Dark!

Smart dogs dig HHH: Howling Halloween Humor. Dumb dogs just dig...

Q. How do you stop a dog from digging in the garden? A. Take his shovel away.

    Halloween lesson learned: Dog needs water to wash down the frightening stuff he's eaten today.     Monstrously funny Dracula Dog wishes you a bloody Happy Halloween! The Barking Comedian speaks again.  
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